I'm a loud person, but you'd be surprised how many things I say quietly, or even keep to myself. These outbursts are generally directed at my kids or my students or bad drivers. Hopefully you can tell which is which.
Here is a partial list of spasms:
IT'S NOT INTERNATIONAL SMOOTH!
USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL!
I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN DANCING FOR 2 YEARS AND HAVE DONE 3 COMPETITIONS, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING DOWN TO ME ABOUT HOW THE DANCE WORLD WORKS.
EAT OVER THE TABLE!
TAKE A HEEL LEAD, DDDAAAMMMMIITTT!
YOU HAVE TO SPEED UP WHEN YOU'RE ENTERING THE FREEWAY!
IT'S NOT A HEEL LEAD ON 3!
FINISH YOUR FOOD!
CRIS COLLINSWORTH IS AN ASS! [Okay, I don't keep that one to myself, but it bears repeating.]
WE NEED TO LEAVE NOOOOOOWWWWW.
WHERE'S MY PHONE CHARGERRRRRRR??!?!?!!
STOP SWIVELING YOUR FEET ON EVERY STEP WHILE DOING LATIN MOTION.
WHERE'S MY UKULELE??!?!?!!
WHERE'S MY PEN?!?!?
WHERE'S THE SQUARE READER?!?!?!
THERE'S NO MORE COFFEE?!?!?!!? [followed by sobbing]
GET IN BED!!!
STOP TALKING!
[ALL THE SWEAR WORDS]
What are some things you keep to yourself?
