A year ago, I had this idea for "Women Scouts" where one could earn badges (like, literal badges, not the ever-popular virtual ones you can earn in an app) for doing adulty things like hosting a sleepover for your kid and their friends, cooking a mysterious and intimidating dish, fixing the toilet, and other amazing feats of responsibility.
Since I'm generally try to avoid trademark infringement lawsuits, I came up with a different name for the troupe, hence the "Grown Ass Women Advancement League".
If you're a man and want to play along, feel free to use this graphic:
Get ready to challenge your coming-of-age by earning such badges as:
- Move it or Lose it
- Food Argument
- Baby Wrangler
- Inhospitable Award
- Happy Hour
- and many more!
Are you in? Prove it. Send me your address, like the mailing kind. Blow up social media with your adult prowess and hashtag the shit out of your badge-i-ness abilities. Play along and I will send you literal badges, like the button-y kind, to grace your reusable grocery bags [or something]. And maybe a membership certificate. And the secret handshake.
