Since around half of the nation is super-ticked off this morning and about 100% of us are hungover on politics and election results, here is my antidote:
First up, we have the "mattress for cuddly couples", aptly named the Love Mattress.
Does anyone else have the ear suction problem when putting their head on their man's shoulder like this chicky is on the top left picture? I'm pretty sure my brains are going to sucked out from trying to snuggle with him.
Adorable finger puppets? Okay.
Hilarious and informative food posters? Yes. Note: bad words abound. So you know it's good.
This is just the greatest line from The Office ever.
Dancing? Check.
For my lady readers, doesn't Ryan Gosling just need to STOP? [read the article] He's ruining it for everyone else.
We need to add to his list "stop dressing so well", by the way.
Guys, if you didn't read the article mentioned above, at least walk around doing this on your next date:
And last but not least, Hyperbole and a Half. The funniest blog of all time.
One year ago: There's No Crying in Ballroom.